No Laughing Matter

	'Tales Of Velvet' are articles written by Bruce Go
	'Twas the night before installation
	(humourous) Best Rum Cake Ever Recipe
	100 excuses for leaving work early
	100 more raunchy jokes
	100 raunchy jokes
	101 Ways to say No
	101 excuses to say NO!
	101 things you don't want to hear your sysadmin sa
	101 uses for Wood Bugs
	101 uses for a Dead Ferret!?
	101 ways to annoy a fascist
	101 ways to skin a cat
	101 ways to tell if you're a prep...
	110 Dumb Blonde Jokes
	Why don't Blondes eat pickles? Because they get their head stuck in the jar. Why do Blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm. Why don't Blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't fit 8 cups of water in that little package.
	150 Blonde Jokes
	18 Things to say to Telemarketers
	19 Ways to be offensive at a funeral
	1997 Darwin Award Winner - man electrocuted by his
	20 types you see in the men's room
	208 REALLY phunny blonde jokes
	2084: A Phone Odyssey	by Maxwell Smart & The Baron
	Winston took a last drag from his cigarette and put it out on an old useless device which he still treasured. He reached over and picked up the blue box, covered by many cigarette burns accumilated over his many years in prison. He thought back to when times were better; when fone phreaks freely roamed the countryside, terrorizing unsuspecting Bell employees. Yes Winston was one of that vanishing breed of phreaks who had managed to escape with his life in this era of the ISS Bell Network.
	27 reasons why tacos are better than women
	30 innovative ways to reduce stress; compiled by
	32 reasons why cookie dough is better than men
	50 Uses for a dead pussy
	50 fun things to do to a church...
	50 reasons why a guitar is better than a woman
	50 uses for a dead cunt
	50 ways to confuse your roommate
	50 ways to confuse your roommate
	65 Murphy's Laws of Combat
	77 Reasons Animals Are Better Than People
	9 user types (humour)
	A Black Lament
	A Clinical Analysis of Anti- Government Phobia by I
	A Dave Barry humorous outlook on four of the main
	A Flaming Form
	A Girl's Guide to Condoms
	A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
	A Government employee's dog
	A Guide to Love and Sex for Today's Young Women (y
	A Guide to the Mind Reading Markup Language(MRML)
	A Highway Menace is put to the Test [Dave Barry]
	A Pennsylvania Resident's diary in December about
	A Politically Correct Primer (Canadian Edition)
	A Quiz for Smart Asses
	A Secular Humanist TV Schedule	by Geoff Gilpin
	Now that the courts have declared that Secular Humanism is a religion, can a Secular Humanist cable TV network be far behind?
	A Sneaky Quiz
	A Trip to Germany by Dave Berry
	A Unix MAN page for dating
	A WEIRD Duh Dile Capture
	A White Joke
	A blue book for used ladies
	A brush with tastelessness - or, how to kill a bun
	A bunch of new jokes that are actually FUNNY
	A chain letter for women only
	A chemical analysis of a woman
	A child plays with his toy train set (joke)
	A collection of dirty jokes
	A collection of favorite 1 line taglines
	A collection of lawyer jokes (from Nolo Press)
	A collection of yo- mama jokes
	A comedic history of the world
	A cool file containing a short but entertaining pl
	A cute joke about the Pope. Rated G. Probably a
	A cute joke told on a golf course
	A cute parrot joke
	A cute, old joke
	A farmer's guide to computers
	A few cruel and unusual tortures that women inflic
	A file of O. J. Simpson Jokes
	A funny text file
	A funny text file about a guy and his dog named Se
	A funny txt file about some people on WIND SHEER a
	A hi- larious piece of actual lit. from IBM
	A hilarious poem ala Edgar Allen Poe reflecting .s
	A huge file full of great jokes
	A humorous story...
	A humourous look at the V- Chip
	A hunter in Uganda is being sought by local author
	A joke about a newlywed couple
	A joke about two arabs and a jew.
	A large file of practical jokes from the internet,
	A large list of blonde jokes!
	A letter from a Polish mom to her son
	A letter from a very stupid mother
	A list of Letterman top- 10 lists which mention J.
	A list of joke penis descriptions
	A list of some oxymorons, like jumbo shrimp, wirel
	A load of blond jokes! How many blonds does it tak
	A lot of Your mama's so - that she - jok
	A memorandum describing the Ontario Social Contra
	A nasty horoscope
	A nice little poem on how th pussy was made
	A parody of Microsoft's business practices in a ST
	A physics poem for Erwin Schrodinger
	A post- Bobbitt prayer for males
	A quiz of your sexual awareness
	A rant about what language real programmers use.
	A real smooth con artist brings back her boy frien
	A really SICK collection of 'Dead Baby' jokes... e
	A series of blonde jokes
	A shorter nasty horoscope
	A sick nun joke
	A statue of Dukakis
	A story about BBSers, it's funny. I think.
	A stupid parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas
	A test to determine whether or not you are a nerd!
	A text file on Special High Intensity Training
	A tongue- in- cheek psychological pigeonhole exam
	A transcript of a real leaflet telling why the Wor
	A typical warranty
	A whole bunch a human jokes from alt.slack I think
	A- Z of Foul Language
	A. Whitney Brown - The Big Picture
	ADMINSPOTING a satire of the ad for the film Trai
	ALF's Log
	ASCII pic of Bart givin Saddam the bird
	AT&T Customer Service Memorandum (joke)
	Abbot & Costello's Who's On First
	About 65 limericks
	Actual Word Perfect Support Call (Very funny)
	Ad Campaigns Gone Wrong
	Administratium - A New Element	by Thomas G. Kyle
	The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered at one of the national laboratories. The element, tentatively named administratium (Ad), has no electrons or protons, thus having atomic number zero. It does, however, have one neutron, 75 associate neutrons, 125 deputy associate neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy associate neutrons.
	Adventure Dog (Dave Barry)
	Adventures in the Land of Else #2
	All about computer nerds- definitions
	All about preachers
	All about the word FUCK
	All sorts of funny stuff
	Am I a neanderthal? (take this test and find out)
	An American Dream come true
	An Essay On Luggage
	An address given to law students on their first da
	An analysis of waitresses
	An application to live in Arkansas - great humor
	An appropriate response to Make Money Fast posts
	And now Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy...
	Announcement of Brain Doubler 1.0, just like Johnn
	Answering machine messages
	Antigravity discovered! The feline butterology th
	Application to live in West Virginia
	April 1, 1993, Washington DC: The administration
	Are you a jerk?
	Are you only using half of your brain?
	Are you only using the other half?
	Aren't ye too old to be believin' in Leprechauns?
	Artificial Stupidity
	Ask a sewage plant worker - should condoms be adve
	Assorted religious humour
	Attack of the eel
	B- day jokes
	BUGS: Don't live in ignorance
	Bagel Man
	Baghdad's First Air Show
	Ballad of the Bobbitts
	Ban OJ's assault shovel - funny
	Bart Simpson's blackboard quotes
	Basic motorcycle test
	Bastard Operator From Hell! Story about a Universi
	Bathroom Habits - Women	by Jonas
	Why do girls go to the bathroom in flocks? What secret powers do they draw from their pee-pee-posse? I'm here to speculate.
	Because We Are Men...
	Beer- drinker's Troubleshooting Guide
	Bestiality - Is It for Me?
	Beware! UNIX is a hoax!
	Bill CLinton jokes
	Bless B.C.
	Blonde Jokes
	Bogus NAACP application
	Bono/Kennedy Jokes
	Boot It
	Borg- related taglines, a canonical list
	Breaking the Link Workshop: Keeping Out The Wimps
	Brigham Young University Coeds
	Jokes for Brigham Young University; applicable just about anywhere.
	Bruce Penny's platitudes
	Bubba Hillbilies Dixie Slang Dictionary
	Bunch of jokes and one- liners, including many Bran
	Bureaucracy!
	By the horses names... it's quite a race
	COUNT DRACULA by Woody Allen
	Can Foreigners Shrink the Dicks of Africans?
	Can you tell a cut- throat from a tracheotomist? by
	Canonical O.J. Simpson Joke List
	Capt. Janeway vs. Capt. Picard
	Carefree Glacier Watch organization
	Cereal marketing gone amok
	Child Abuse Handbook
	Chocolate vs Sex text file.. VERY funny...
	City of Los Angeles Math Proficiency Exam
	Clean up on aisle 6
	Clone of my own
	Codes for nasty responses - abusive language
	Cola Alert! Cola wars introduce JOLT- PLUS
	Collection of FUNNY Headlines
	Collection of funny stories
	Collection of funny thoughts
	Collection of history papers from a freshman colle
	Collection of jokes
	Comparing a woman with an automobile
	Compiled list of Occupation X does it Thusly one
	Computer Melvins
	Computer Oriented Personalities
	Computer definitions
	Convoluted Phraseology - Buzzwords by the numbers
	Crash course text file about depression. Good info
	DOOM iNsAnItY v5.5 By: Hank Leukart. Comedy about
	Dark vs Light: Some new theories?
	Dating Do's and Don'ts: A Handy Checklist for the
	Dave Barry on electricity
	Dave Barry on the history of the computer
	Dave Barry's First Rule of Dating
	Dave Barry's concise history of 1986
	Dave Berry on writing
	Dave Letterman's top- 10 Elf Pickup Lines
	David Koresh jokes
	David Letterman Top 10 Lists
	David Letterman's Top Ten Lists
	David Letterman's top ten things that a ballerina
	De Sa is a glue sniffer, who steals from shops to
	Dead Baby Jokes
	Dead baby jokes - kinda sick heheheh
	Dear Earthling
	Dear Sysop ... TE's Message To A Control Freak Sysop
	New users are allowed to use the system in order to determine which billing method they prefer.
	Definitions of Slang for Fools
	Definitions of various excrement types
	Denny's Discrimination Customer Claim form
	Deteriorata: Why you should give up life
	Different religious and worldly ways of saying, us
	Different smiley faces
	Different views on marriage. Good quotes
	Disco Can Be Fun 11th Hour Prod.
	Disorder in the Court
	Do you know Jack Schitt?	by kToche
	For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
	Do you know when to lie?
	Do's and Don'ts of Cultivating and Maintaining a P
	DogBoy Industries Pet Interface Hardware/Software
	Doom Excuses - what to tell your boss when you're
	Doom Insanity (Doom- oriented humor)
	Dr. Seuss Purity Test
	Dr. Seuss, Technical Writer
	Dream Forge: The e- magazine for your mind, Vol. 1,
	Drink till I Die, funny song
	EMAIL 101; for those of you who have yet to get wi
	Emoti- boobies!
	Employee review sheet (suitable for all businesses
	English as She Is Spoke
	Equality for Women in the Workplace / Maternity Leave	by KAMB
	A mock legal studies essay... find it amusing but please don't find it offensive, otherwise you may not find it at all. So accept that it's a joke, and anyone that is considering taking it seriously, please refrain from doing so.
	Ethiopian Jokes
	Evan's Best Freeloading BBQ Recipes
	Excerpts from Martha Stewart's "Prison Life" Magazine	by Alan Arnold
	A spoof of Martha Stewart in the form of an excerpt from the magazine that she might write.
	Excerpts from the book _Guilt Without Sex_
	Exciting TRUE story of two dumb fucks killed by pi
	Exerpt from Count Zero, Future of Hacking ?
	Famous student bloopers ( humour)
	Feed China with American children
	Field manual for a W.A.C.
	File about the world's largest Burrito, including
	File of funny lists
	Flaming a guy who works for a tampon marketing thi
	Foreign objects found in anal canal
	Four humorous pieces for the humor collection
	Fred Wood # 2: Designer Genes
	Freudian review of Seuss' Cat in the Hat
	Full Metal Pulpit
	Fun
	Fun at Hallowe'en, humourous article
	Funky Humor
	Funky humor
	Funky humor
	Funky humor
	Funky humor
	Funnies at the water department hotline
	Funny & dirty Confucian sayings
	Funny Discusion About Mouse Balls
	Funny IRISH Absurdly Obvious Truths
	Funny Murphy's laws
	Funny Red Neck Jokes (get this)
	Funny but real copyright notice from a music compa
	Funny chain- letter will bring you good sex
	Funny dream about a Microsoft advertisment
	Funny file on the chicken and the bureaucrat