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danzig
2008-04-23, 02:33
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DOCUMENT ST-422

* Entered room yurt builders
* Psilocybe rabbit tokes to spoonbill - gumtree
[Psilocybe rabbit] well well , if it isnt the walkin tool
[Psilocybe rabbit] yay hooray
[Woah G!] what will help with headache?
[Psilocybe rabbit] fresh air
[Psilocybe rabbit] why do you have the headache though?
[Woah G!] too much work
[Woah G!] crunching too many numbers, and thinking
[Psilocybe rabbit] hmm
[Woah G!] will pot help?
[Psilocybe rabbit] you need to relax then , so yes
[Woah G!] k
[Woah G!] g'nite rabbit
[Psilocybe rabbit] nite mate
[WokeUpDead] i sometimes wonder if i'm still putzing around her in another 5yrs if freedumb will still be ranting in THC about shit that happened, now almost 2yrs ago
[WokeUpDead] lol
[Psilocybe rabbit] i think he will be
[Psilocybe rabbit] he sent me that message today , and i remember over a year ago getting the same one pretty much
[Psilocybe rabbit] i told him then that across the road is an empty paddock but he musta forgot lol
[/.:..:.\765/.:..:.\] 765 confused...so rabbit...he lives in aussie?[Psilocybe rabbit] [freedumb] you know i live across the street right? like 30 ft
[Psilocybe rabbit] no man , its his game
[Psilocybe rabbit] his other fav is saying he has mates that are coming to see me
[Psilocybe rabbit] 'to sort me out'
[Psilocybe rabbit] lol
[WokeUpDead] always cool having folks help you sort things
[Psilocybe rabbit] yeh man
[Psilocybe rabbit] any help is aprecciated hehe
[/.:..:.\765/.:..:.\] fucking burn his house down...it's the CDN way
[/.:..:.\765/.:..:.\] hehe
[Psilocybe rabbit] meh [WokeUpDead] some day i will run into dan in real life, and he'll be sitting on a corner mumbling to himself ... about slsk and reality
[Psilocybe rabbit] im not the burning houses down type
[Psilocybe rabbit] haha
[Psilocybe rabbit] its funny how he morphed from just ranting about how we were all druggos and useless to being a slsk addict
[/.:..:.\765/.:..:.\] lol...
[/.:..:.\765/.:..:.\] tard'd in a scary way
[Psilocybe rabbit] i wish i had some of those early quotes
[WokeUpDead] yah, i'm not sure if he remembers what team he was on back then
[Psilocybe rabbit] he must have a book of mine lol
[WokeUpDead] he tries with me, but isn't very good
[Psilocybe rabbit] its funny we talk about him as well when his mates in the room
[Psilocybe rabbit] lol
[WokeUpDead] grab him, he's trying to fly away!!!
[Psilocybe rabbit] yeye we seeya
[/.:..:.\765/.:..:.\] I see FB talks to him alot
[Psilocybe rabbit] booth talks to anyone that will talk to him
[WokeUpDead] ziiiing

it stops being relevant after this point.

* Entered room upa creek
[Albino Salmon] haha
[Albino Salmon] oh isn't that precious
[Albino Salmon] a new spy/stalker
[Albino Salmon] the walking dude = mindless minion ...apparently?
[Albino Salmon] idiot
[Albino Salmon] hahahaha
* Albino Salmon runs
* Room added to autojoin list.

(4:53) [Psilocybe rabbit] whatcha in the yurt for?

danzig
2008-04-23, 02:39
[Albino Salmon] hey have you made friends with my stalker on here ?
[Albino Salmon] gawd that's a funny fucking question
[Albino Salmon] lol
[Albino Salmon] freedumb?
[the walkin dude] oh
[the walkin dude] well.
[the walkin dude] uh...
[the walkin dude] yeah.
[the walkin dude] i have
[Albino Salmon] i thought so
[the walkin dude] actually. he actually just kind of took a liking to me, and now always pms me
[the walkin dude] almost incessently.
[Albino Salmon] that's what he does
[Albino Salmon] he hacked into my computer ( called dell to get help with passwords)
[the walkin dude] whatever for?
[Albino Salmon] wrote down room names & user names and has been slowly making friends with em all
[the walkin dude] 0_0
[Albino Salmon] he's a nutcase that's not happy i dumped him for being a drunk asshole
[the walkin dude] he is your ex?
[Albino Salmon] yeah....it's werid really
[Albino Salmon] yeah
[the walkin dude] oh the drama.
[Albino Salmon] real life stalker/harasser
[the walkin dude] this is going to be interesting.
[Albino Salmon] lol
[Albino Salmon] hahaha
[Albino Salmon] it's been on for months now
[the walkin dude] would he fly into a hilariou rage if mentioned you?
[Albino Salmon] no probably not
[the walkin dude] damn.
[Albino Salmon] lol
[Albino Salmon] i wonder if he & VietNOW are buddies too
[the walkin dude] probably. he is good at making friends.
[Albino Salmon] just whatever you do...don't give him you email
[Albino Salmon] lol
[Albino Salmon] you'll end up having to change it
[the walkin dude] ok.
[Albino Salmon] so funny he pm'd you....he's been scared of goat
[Albino Salmon] just tries to browse him
[Albino Salmon] i'd have thought he'd be a bit freaked of you
[the walkin dude] he is scaed of the goat?
[Albino Salmon] your wit is much quicker
[Albino Salmon] he can't type of think fast enough
[Albino Salmon] lol
[the walkin dude] i guess i did not feel i would have made a better profit of shits and giggles by harrasing him then i would by talking to him.
[Albino Salmon] i can feed you all kindsa harassment material if you decide you'd like to change your dynamic
[Albino Salmon] lol
[the walkin dude] i might in the future.
[Albino Salmon] lemme know : )
[the walkin dude] i like to strictly partition people, and keep them in place.
[the walkin dude] but if someone does change, its always a big deal.
[the walkin dude] like my old boss at subway.
[the walkin dude] i worked for him for six months.
[the walkin dude] i hated him. he abused me as a employee with hours and the lack there of. he was a dick.
[the walkin dude] i did nothing until the time i left.
[the walkin dude] i made copies of my key and distributed it to some seedy people i knew.
[the walkin dude] the place was robbed twice in a month.
[Albino Salmon] lol
[the walkin dude] and the dumpster was lit on fire.
[the walkin dude] and his car was towed.
[Albino Salmon] oooo
[the walkin dude] and he had to pay fines after i sicced the agences on him.
[the walkin dude] thousands from OSHA, and the health inspecotrs.
[the walkin dude] but i was polite until i attacked him.
[the walkin dude] first strike must be deadly.
[Albino Salmon] holy crap well done
[Albino Salmon] don't feed my stalker anymore ideas would ya..
[the walkin dude] ok.
[Albino Salmon] lol
[Albino Salmon] i already stole his laptop once
[Albino Salmon] then the fuckin cops called...haha
[Albino Salmon] but he got it back
[Albino Salmon] i have no strike left in me with him, i'm just farking stoked he ain't my problem anymore
[the walkin dude] se,, that ineffecticve retaliation.
[the walkin dude] woah.
[the walkin dude] i meant see, thats ineffective retaliastion
[Albino Salmon] woah what
[the walkin dude] ineffective retaliation.
[Albino Salmon] well i realy just wanted the online shit to stop, he barely ever went online...EVER until a week after he moved out
[Albino Salmon] and he talked his mommy into buying a lappy for him
[Albino Salmon] so he could drive me nuts, did a fair good job at it for a bit there

danzig
2008-04-23, 02:40
[the walkin dude] bide your time, don't let him know you are plotting, lay plans, relay plans, refine plans, make yourself invincible... then make a fucking landslide.
[the walkin dude] never fight a battle that doesnt win the war.
[the walkin dude] be opportunistic.
[Albino Salmon] yeah...you are right
[the walkin dude] be like water....
[the walkin dude] flow to the lowest point.
[Albino Salmon] my first instinct was to toss the lappy in the ocean
[Albino Salmon] but it had the reciet in the case and i knew his mom really couldn't afford it
[Albino Salmon] so nice me sent it to her
* Albino Salmon beats he head
[the walkin dude] stones are crushed by steel and water both, but water laughs at both and destroys them.
[the walkin dude] be water.
[the walkin dude] offer no resistance until you have to.
[Albino Salmon] i am an aquarian
[Albino Salmon] haha
[the walkin dude] do not attack until you can kill with a single fell swoop.
[Albino Salmon] gees i needed this pep talk a few months ago
[Albino Salmon] lol
[the walkin dude] sorry.
[the walkin dude] it can still help you in the future though.
[Albino Salmon] don't be sorry
[Albino Salmon] i 'm appreciating it
[Albino Salmon] thanks bud : )
[the walkin dude] ever read the art of war?
[the walkin dude] it is not about war.
[Albino Salmon] yeah...too long ago, it's due for a re-read
[the walkin dude] its about conflict... the geometry of conflict... the calculus of victory and success....
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[Albino Salmon] yeah...too long ago, it's due for a re-read
[the walkin dude] its about conflict... the geometry of conflict... the calculus of victory and success....
[the walkin dude] i read it when i was 13 and it has shaped me since.
[the walkin dude] i read it still, and it still yields revelations.
[the walkin dude] almost as influential as ecclesiastes.
[Albino Salmon] i should get it out of the library again...i will
* Albino Salmon writes that down
[the walkin dude] to ansewer your question, yes, freedumb is freinds with vietNOW too. i asked.
[Albino Salmon] ahh
[the walkin dude] anything you want me to insinuate?
[Albino Salmon] well, i dunno who corner you're in here
[Albino Salmon] lol
[Albino Salmon] so i think i should shut up
[the walkin dude] who corner?
[Albino Salmon] whose*
[Albino Salmon] sorry
[the walkin dude] corner?
[the walkin dude] he just told me he hates rabbit cause you and him masturbated online.
[the walkin dude] he did not use your name.
[Albino Salmon] fuck he's an idiot
[Albino Salmon] haha
[Albino Salmon] i'm so glad i dumped that twits sorry ass
[Albino Salmon] he hates himself
[Albino Salmon] for being an abusive asshole to someone that was so good to him
[Albino Salmon] he can't be accountable for it and just admit that why i gave up
[the walkin dude] oh.
[Albino Salmon] he's got a whole little fairytale story in his head
[Albino Salmon] i'm telling you ...he's nuts
[the walkin dude] you did not need to tell me that. i knew rright off the bat he was strange.
[the walkin dude] emotionally.
[Albino Salmon] yeah...i guess it is a bit obvious in here

deus-redux
2008-04-23, 06:56
I didn't.

-deus-