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  1. Slaughter In the name of Christ!
  2. Mad Lib Rap.
  3. Motherfucker
  4. vogon haiku
  5. Ouch - A Haiku
  6. Hard Ride!
  7. add some shit
  8. Battle, Just for the hell of it
  9. Scribbled Mind
  10. everybody loves my GOTHIC POETRY
  11. Pain
  12. something dumb i just remembered from middle school
  13. my crappy poem
  14. another poem: Depths of Hell
  15. Big Guns!
  16. The Voices in the dark corner of my mind
  17. Lighter
  18. Otosan
  19. The Celluloid Dream
  20. Fuck...
  21. 4 in the morning and a muse decended upon me or it could be the alcohol.
  22. How nice.
  23. All I can say is read
  24. Pain in the ASS
  25. Flopple gurble Blotch
  26. B&B
  27. The Blowjob Poem
  28. Dont turn out the light
  29. no precision
  30. Check out my poem
  31. ownage
  32. poem about Goverment
  33. The Chair
  34. Government / fascist
  35. Im a newbe
  36. Complete and utter crap ( Poem )
  37. from 1 to 10 what do you think about this rhyme?
  38. an ode to summers past
  39. the joys of pet ownership
  40. Stranger
  41. engineering, sanitation
  42. ceribal contusion on a warm summers day
  43. friendly foes
  44. From the journal of the Anti-Fe fe
  45. zoophilia
  46. bush's beans
  47. For the ladies, a public service message.
  48. Killing the world!
  49. Doped Poets
  50. Three Nights
  51. confessions of a social parasite
  52. "e plubrus unim", the privlaged few
  53. Time to Change
  54. the eternal question of Nick at Night
  55. first rhyme in a while tell me what u think
  56. Poetry Judges Needed
  57. Severus
  58. Straight from my heart
  59. On The Brink
  60. HAX0RED by Rizzy
  61. badly-printed handbill, nailed to a tree
  62. Scrawled it on my old cell wall.
  63. Child abuse
  64. Shadows
  65. insomnia, my old friend
  66. Ooooh.....Loose....
  67. A whisper in the night.
  68. HYDROCODONE
  69. Just add Water
  70. worms in apples
  71. my corny love poem i wrote for my gf
  72. Peedi's Mom
  73. I need help with the last line...Please help.
  74. Bless the little children !
  75. Incomplete poem
  76. The People We See
  77. The raccoons of central park.
  78. Release
  79. Boogiemen
  80. -SMITTEN-
  81. -Cuts this DEEP-
  82. The stupidest poem ever
  83. Universal Reboot
  84. Humerous Poem
  85. &TOTSE
  86. soppy poem. sorry
  87. Ode to the spider
  88. let me go
  89. Uncertain Dialog
  90. War Pigs
  91. I am weird..
  92. intitled this is really gay or summer here is boring
  93. was bored so here i go
  94. Ward D4; bed no.3
  95. i ate your cow
  96. common ground for man, and their best friend
  97. The stupidester poem ever
  98. Date Rape Star
  99. The Child Murderer
  100. a hungry haiku
  101. just a post
  102. eh, poem.
  103. a poem
  104. Blahness
  105. Heh?
  106. KP's Curse part 1
  107. Please dont be too harsh
  108. Tan..Rested...and Ready
  109. Haiku and Limerick, respectively.
  110. My Bitch
  111. My first poem
  112. I fuck sheep
  113. Adventure Me Not
  114. Little competion
  115. Jack n Jill
  116. sheeted death!....my first bad poem
  117. help me fill in the blank
  118. mizled poem
  119. Celebrity Rhyme
  120. Auguing With Myself
  121. our lord Kangy
  122. I hate wiggers
  123. i hate morons
  124. The Kewl conversation
  125. Spurious Rubbish
  126. The Skinhead Rap
  127. Poem from an unpublished book...
  128. fuck you! : A poem about a girl
  129. vegitarian poem
  130. Why not?
  131. moths
  132. The New Era of Poetry
  133. The Madness of the Gerbil
  134. The hand that reads
  135. the life
  136. Burden of Faith (Poem)
  137. War poem
  138. Mad skeos(skills) rap
  139. sub·ju·gates
  140. BLAH
  141. Something Unremarkable
  142. Found weird poem, rant thingy on web
  143. jew it!
  144. September
  145. Can you hear me Dad?
  146. So Much
  147. Ode to my ex (the public version)
  148. my poerty(once again)
  149. Bumsex
  150. Fuckeled up!
  151. Blind
  152. A tribute to my Spanish teacher.
  153. Music And Genesis
  154. My song
  155. My only masterpiece...
  156. depressing poen i wrote a while back....
  157. an award winning poem about the death penalty
  158. The Kewl Conversation. Part 2
  159. Dravous Darpmapithis
  160. Dick Cheese on Rye
  161. I eat cheese with melted trees
  162. poem that makes absolutely no sense
  163. my first ever attempt at poetry
  164. shitty poems
  165. The Higher Level poem
  166. Bollox Paste
  167. Armeggedon Live
  168. The president was here a few days ago.
  169. Cannibal
  170. The Meaning of life?
  171. I gave my significant other a collection of my bodily fluids
  172. Rap song
  173. White
  174. Blankness
  175. this is my first poem
  176. Jack and Jill
  177. Need help!!!!! quick!!!!!
  178. Cats
  179. 31337 h4x0r p037rY
  180. Bacardi Party
  181. fuck work
  182. 3 in a row
  183. Punk Rock Song
  184. Ode to an infected open wound (my left foot)
  185. The poem made intentionally to suck
  186. time traveler
  187. My Birthday.
  188. A love poem
  189. partially invisible poem
  190. ding-a-ling long
  191. Idle emotion
  192. I know this girl..
  193. Battle Thread
  194. Bo Peep's Meal
  195. Jack's Reign
  196. My Infinite Pain + Sufferinggg
  197. stupid me.
  198. the truth
  199. Some Shitty Shit That I Wrote.
  200. You're eating like a pig again!
  201. multi-syllable rhyming?
  202. 404
  203. Fuck Me
  204. Teenage anger
  205. Crazy?
  206. My toilet, My friend!
  207. In thy church
  208. MaTrIXSpiirit
  209. Sunshine Pills
  210. Don't play me
  211. for give me hemroid
  212. My lunch, a tragic tale of friendship lost.
  213. If I had a hammer...
  214. Deleted Thread.
  215. My first poem
  216. The Second Deadly Sin
  217. What is life?
  218. Mizled's Tits
  219. I once knew a man...
  220. Little dog
  221. The kali-doe-scope of life
  222. Daydream
  223. Cindy and anonymity of the internet
  224. im wondering about this forum
  225. Dreams
  226. Hikus are fun
  227. Am I insane. No.
  228. Rhymes
  229. im a dipshit
  230. the poem i did for language arts
  231. just die
  232. My school.
  233. pomo love
  234. Poor little poem
  235. Cats and Dogs: My Favourite Animal
  236. A Totse Blizzard
  237. Maybe Not...
  238. Breakfast of Champions
  239. This is your life
  240. Solutions to the red-hatted migration seeds
  241. not sure if this qualifies
  242. Check These Out
  243. ode to poo
  244. If you read this were would i be?
  245. runnin amok
  246. My groovy chinaman poem
  247. Compliant of a Gender
  248. Misspelled shit and the pointlessness of beeing
  249. A limerick, it has been said
  250. I just called...